{"product_id":"processing","title":"Processing","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eProcessing\u003c\/em\u003e at a Glance\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA social game of terrible democracy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to learn, but hard to win\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRequires strategy, negotiation, and planning to survive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe World of \u003cem\u003eProcessing\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAliens have conquered Earth, but that's not the worst of it. As a survivor, you've been enslaved to figure out who gets \"Processed,\" \"Probed,\" and \"Freed.\" There's one more wrinkle: the aliens think cows are people too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProcessing is a social game of terrible democracy. A conveyor belt of cows and hipsters will be marching towards their fate and you must decide which get \"Processed\" into meat, \"Probed\" for science, or \"Freed\" to live under alien rule.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Confederated Alien Overlords (CAO) demand you work to appease them all, but since they all want different things that will be tough. There are three rounds and you'll have to pick a different Alien agenda each round. The game is easy to learn, but hard to win requiring strategy, negotiation, and planning to survive working for our Alien Conquerors.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Board Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49154131755231,"sku":"702038258018","price":64.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1192\/6495\/files\/234448168.jpg?v=1779513165","url":"https:\/\/www.cardmerchantsilverdale.co.nz\/products\/processing","provider":"Card Merchant Silverdale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}